“Ugh, shirtless profile pic. Swipe left... Why won’t it swipe left? “

I think Ewing just doesn’t want anyone on his team breaking a sweat: https://deadspin.com/grody-sweat-monster-patrick-ewing-was-also-a-germophobe-1820962096

“...we are very sorry not to be in a position to make a definite promise at this time in regard to a delivery of a model 300 SL.”

Then Thibs tells Arjuna that it’s his sacred duty to play 48 minutes a night.

The pessimist regards fudge that doesn’t set as a failed batch of fudge. The optimist regards it as a successful batch of ice cream topping.

They’ll remove Luck’s physical pain, but it will be replaced by an incurable feeling of ennui.

The recipe claims 12 to 18 servings, but looking at it, I think 9 to 15 people are going to be disappointed.

Gianduja really think they’ll go through with changing the recipe?

Counter-thesis: Have you seen St. Peter’s Basilica? Selling all those indulgences actually turned out pretty great.

#trig-gered

It’s really too bad that Lamborghini already scooped up “Egoista” for a concept car a few years ago; that name deserves to be on the street on a (very limited) production model.

I bet Sabin could take care of this problem.

Gerard Butler is a Secret Service agent in 1975 facing an assassination attempt on the President by a member of the Manson Family. Coming to theaters in 2021, it’s the unbelievable true story of The Ford Escort.

Oh, that’s good.

I despair my joke did not land. I’ll take this as an opportunity For Self-Examination, and through Repetition, adjust The Point of View For My Work as an Author. But you can Judge for Yourself!

Well, I came here for both the story and the Kierkegaard jokes. It doesn’t have to be an Either/Or situation.

If it ever gets out of hand, Roger carefully deliberates, then suspends his wife for four games.

It must be a part of maintaining that “anti-supermarket culture” that requires nearly every Trader Joe’s location to have a parking lot the size and shape of a jigsaw puzzle piece.

“Houston, be advised: Turo user Pernell is a steely-eyed missile man.”