That’s what I figured, and I can’t understand why they’re losing money (unless you can use two coupons at a time and get 40% off?) — because IME, their prices are fucking INSANELY high. Like, pretty much any sheet set / pillow / etc they’ve got, you can get same thing or comparable at Macy’s or any other department…

Well, he is dressed like a 1970’s blaxploitation detective. Can you dig it?

I know you’re making a joke but it’s also a good point. I had my DNA tested after getting colon cancer (I’m only 39, and gave up beef for a decade, so you know, things didn’t add up. I’m cancer-free now). My dad had been doing genealogy for years for both my mom’s side and his and we thought we knew everything, but…

Oh my God. Cannot unsee!

I propose that adult women are allowed to wear their hair they way they want...

She’s young, and was probably drunk. Imagine if there had been a microphone and a camera going on when you were 19 and drunk. IMAGINE.

The world will constantly surprise you, if you're not careful.

I did not wake up this morning thinking I would like Ariana Grande, yet here we are.

It would save everyone time if you put the disclosure first.

I cried.

Aww. That’s so sweet.

No one is winning right now. They’re just campaigning. I’m a Bernie fan and will vote for him in the primary. I hope I’ll get to vote for him in the general election. But if Hillary does win the primary, for the sake of all that is decent in this country, we need to support her. There is not one single republican…

If dude could bench 600, he could have picked her up in her desk and carried the whole thing out.

Imagine a cop did this to your kid. In fact, imagine anyone did this to your kid.

Christianity, Podunk-style. I know it all too well.

This is the greatest metaphor I've ever heard, I'm crying.

Bernie is basically america’s favorite hoody. A little worn out, totally worn in, too old to care about appearances, and an intrinsic statement on income inequality.

Bernie has always been of that age.