Anyone planning on covering the ongoing shooting at Fort Lauderdale airport or are we just gonna keep talking about the Kardashians.

As awful as the alt-right is for their views about...well, everything, the thing that irks me THE MOST is the way they embrace being an asshole, like it’s their duty to NOT be nice and generally not shitty people. Like the First Amendment doesn’t just give them the opportunity to be annoying dipshits, it practically…

A law already exists, it’s just a misdemeanor, as you said. If he wants stiffer penalties, he hasn’t said so (he’s been very vague). A law against celebratory gunfire specifically when laws against random gunfire exist is like saying we need a law against murdering people at schools despite existing laws already…

It’s a misdemeanor unless it hits someone, in which case it can be upgraded to a felony.

No it doesn’t. The headline says Martinez “wants a law against it”. Which is 100% true. There’s more to the story, but that’s why there’s a story. For the details, you have to read the article. The headline isn’t supposed to tell you everything.

If you click on the related link, the headline isn’t misleading at all. Rep. Martinez wants some vague bill relating to “celebratory gunfire” which is already illegal (although it’s referred to as random gunfire in the law and encompasses things beyond celebratory gunfire). It seems like Martinez is just being angry…

Yeah but that involves things that the NRA hates like actually keeping track of who owns guns. And what the NRA hates so does the government, especially Texas.

According to Wikipedia, there already is a law in Texas regarding it:

4 years if we’re lucky.

Same except I went to college in the 00s. People were still super into Phish. My gf at the time lived in a dorm where the RA let them paint any quote they wanted on the hallway walls. It was like 99% Phish and DMB quotes.

Driving under the influence of impaired driving? DUI and DWI are not the same as reckless or impaired driving. The I in DUI and DWI is “influence” as in “under the influence” as in “under the influence of a drug” as in “if you are not under the influence of a drug, it makes no sense to be charged with a DWI/DUI”.

While this is funny, in all seriousness if you just log out of twitter you can see the tweets of those who blocked you provided they aren’t private. You just can’t comment on them.

I kinda feel like...if the robot doesn’t really “do” anything, how can it...consent? We either acknowledge that this woman is basically masturbating with a large sex toy, or we give agency to InMoovator, in which case surely he should have to meet the criteria of being able to consent just like anyone else, right?

I’m that guy that still plays Pokemon Go.

Didn’t Boeing stock drop sharply BEFORE Trump’s tweet about Air Force One last time? Like literally a couple of minutes before he sent out the tweet, the stock started to nosedive...

This isn’t about politics! They just wanna play for the inauguration, like they did in 2001, and 2005, and now in 2016.....wait....

I get a weird sense that now that the election is over, Trump actually doesn’t care about Hillary at all. He can’t even keep up the appearance of caring about her at his victory rallies to appease his frothing supporters who want to see her in chains. I feel like his whole personal “nasty woman” vendetta was just…

Yeah, I remember reading an excerpt from a book a woman wrote where she interviewed a bunch of Planned Parenthood and abortion clinic workers who said many of their clients were vehemently pro-life and believed that THEIR situation was unique compared to everyone else’s.

Libertarians are the kings of “fuck you, got mine”.

I’ve read articles where people voted for Trump and are now shocked that he’s probably going to be going after THEIR benefits. People do this all the time. Somehow, when they receive benefits or entitlements, it’s worth it. And somehow when other people receive the same, they’re freeloading. And somehow when someone…