She’s too busy working. You know, work. All the work. These magazine interviews don’t do themselves.

Isn’t she attracted to women though? So like, a lesbian? Did she think she should have only been allowed to marry when she was physically a man?

Well, that IS how you create a DIY Ebola vaccine, according to Some Random Guy on the Internet.

My experience with Tinder is that women have all the power there too.

Is my brain broken or is this sentence saying LITERALLY NOTHING?

She had instructed her deputies not to issue any licenses when she was out of the office. I think because it would have her name on it? I dunno, she’s terrible.

Yeah. Where the hell were these people going? I’ve been to a decent number of shops, both for my own tattoos and to keep other people company, and I’ve never been to a shop that didn’t make sure you approved the placement and look of the transfer stencil before they even touch you with a needle. How you could miss…

Are the people who’ve been denied licenses suing the county for being denied civil rights? I hope so.

I agree. I think it’s very clunkily added, as you say, but it does seem like an attempt to humanize the people who endured these conditions, and acknowledge that they contributed to important aspects of today’s culture that are widely adopted by everybody.

Fuck this guy’s face, hair and turtleneck.

Pictured: Donald Trump

Hot take: as a white guy I don’t really care if my race (and I guess, all races) are intermarried and bred out of existence.

I don’t even understand what I’m looking at. It seems to be missing some key pieces. It’s like...an amorphous pile of fur over some pieces of wood? Can I not get the same effect from tearing up a stuffed animal and draping its pelt over a wooden coat hanger?

Seconded.

Allen West needs to be VP?

Can we just never listen to college students who have “important ideas”?

I think it’s like pageantry to a point, but the networking and events they have to do (outside of the actual dancing) usually allow them to get their foot in the door to some other industry. I think it’s like one big networking internship or something.

It’s kinda weird. Not like that I was a super cool teenager or anything, but I had at least a passing familiarity with musicians who existed and were popular before “my time”.

This is what PR groups do: take rich peoples’ money to try to make them look good. I imagine they see Bill Cosby as the ultimate challenge. And hey, if it doesn’t work, and he drops them, it’s not like they have to give the money back. PR firms aren’t really known for their scruples; the whole reason for their…

Yeah, I feel like she could have saved everyone the trouble of reading this article if she was just like “You’re a goddess. You don’t need a man, you need a warrior 6 foot tall (at least) man.