I’m sure all your internet posturing will get us all closer together as people. I, of course, never meant to imply that ONLY white people ended slavery. Obviously it took white people and black people coming together to work toward a solution that ultimately brought an end to it. Something you are apparently…

I think I’d be okay with the death of think pieces.

I first heard fuckboy through RTJ’s extensive usage of it.

Are you saying that Darden can somehow alter Facebook’s code to change their review system? I don’t think that’s possible and Facebook would probably be pretty pissed.

Is Courtney Stodden like the Dread Pirate Roberts or something? This looks like a completely different person than the last Courtney Stodden.

White people also ended slavery in America. There was a war fought over it. A Constitutional Amendment put in place to ensure it doesn’t happen again. Because one white person is suggesting this abhorrent idea does not make it a “white american” idea. It stands to reason if “White America” as a group indeed wanted…

That’s exactly the same thing white people who don’t like black people say. “This [white man’s] experience [in a black neighborhood] begs to differ.” I’m not arguing with you on the idea of racial inequality, or privilege, all of which are very real things...but saying “What’s wrong with slavery?” is such a white…

Also, mistakes? GODDESSES AND WARRIORS DO NOT MAKE MISTAKES. And I give serious side-eye to anyone who says “it’s impossible to not love me.”

I guess you just have to turn everything into a dance or something? If you pretend you’re “sprinkling fairy dust” on the fridge or “waving your disappearing wand” at dog poop maybe it makes it more of a whimsical adventure?

I managed to resist diving that far down the rabbit hole, but “returned to being the person she was when she was 16” makes SO much sense.

I feel your gray pain (on Jez anyway). Wish I could help ya.

No I’m saying not even close to all white Americans want to actively bring slavery back.

Honey, have you learned nothing? YOU ARE A GODDESS. YOU DO NOT NEED TO CHANGE ONE SINGLE IOTA OF YOUR PHYSICAL OR SPIRITUAL BEING. DON’T EVEN WASH THOSE BODILY FLUIDS FROM YOUR BODY...leave it totally as is. Let you be you, and your warrior will seek YOU out (he’ll find you by following the wafting stench of poopbarf).

It is not a “white American” thing to say. It’s a stupid asshole thing to say. Just because something doesn’t affect a person the way it may affect another person, it doesn’t mean they can’t see why it’s wrong, and that includes a fair chunk of white Americans.

Dog poop is just a new adventure that you wait for with bated breath, because it smells real real bad.

You don’t go walking barefoot in the moonlight between worlds with the dreams of stars still hanging in her hair while swaying her hips to the music of life WITH SHOES, plebeian!

“I woke up in this bush next to a pile of sweet bourbon vomit. What a lovely adventure! Onward to greet this wonderful oh fuck my head. No no. Gotta sit back down.”

It’s her bio from the bottom of the linked article.

I guess you would like suck it out...through a kiss...like a succubus or something. I dunno either way it sounds totally gross.

I don’t understand how anyone would do any part of that. Like. logistically.