I don’t really support any EPL team but aside from the winning, how can anyone possibly support Chelsea??? PLEASE ANYONE? If you have no geographical loyalty to them, how can you root for guys like Costa? Terry? Cesc? and formerly Ashley cole? how? how? how?

Costa does a better tough guy impression when he has teammates to pull him away. One-on-one, not so much.

Weird, it’s almost like the clip wasn’t intended to show actual game action.

You’d probably watch if you’re curious.

A friend was working this match for Opta, he says the Atlas supporters were storming the pitch to attach their own players. For letting Chivas overrun them at home in a playoff match.

Hi, are you the dumbest?

i can empathize with these fans as this is what my house looks like after we run out of guacamole on taco tuesdays

Costumer service in NYC is almost always pretty deplorable. People everywhere give you attitude for almost nothing. It’s like they hate their lives and you, when honestly, everybody has stress built up from their own jobs and life. We all can’t go out there screaming at people.

Totally off topic, but Chen has beautiful hair!

In defense of Samuel L. Jackson, one of the most annoying things in the world is when someone says something loudly about you in public as if you can’t hear it.

I don’t have any major-celebrity encounters but some weird good ones, James MacArthur (the original Danno from Hawaii 5-0) was a neighbor of my grandparents in Waikiki and occasionally while on his daily walk he’d have a chat with my grandfather.

Fun fact: Hugh Grant is also banned from The Daily Show.

I don’t have a “Worst Celebrity Encounter” story, but I met George Clinton and he’s the nicest person. I used to drive for a limo service and he was in town for a singer/songwriter concert series that they have in my city. He insisted that he hated riding in the back seat and sat next to me the entire way to his…

Despite his horrible politics, President George H.W. Bush is a very charming, funny, and kind in person, at least to a group of twenty-year-old acapella singers he hired to perform at his sixtieth wedding anniversary party for his wife ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

My sophomore year of college I was standing outside of my dorm smoking a cigarette with my roommate when a very-very-pregnant Amy Poehler (she would give birth to Archie days later) rounded the corner, Duane Reade bag in hand, and began walking towards us. My roommate, who often acted the exact opposite of tactfully,…

Most sociopaths are.

They keep finding him drunk in halls surrounded by underage girls (17 year-old freshers) in various stages of undress. Last year he managed to get into ABH and slept with a girl before getting caught due to noise complaints.

Wow, considering how much you typed, I expected A LOT worse than that.

They seem like a very cool, down-to-earth couple. Incidentally, I watched a bit of Office Space last night and that movie is pure genius.

One time I was flying from JFK to SFO, with a layover in Phoenix and saw Flavor Flav waiting at our gate. We went over and talked to him, he showed us the bag of clocks he keeps in Target bags with the rest of his Target bag luggage, and took a photo with us. He sat behind us on the plane (in coach) and yelled…