Being cavalier about someone’s mental health, livelihood, and character? You’re a real gem.

At last count, he was up to 12 kids.

And that is why you should never become an umpire.

“Have you heard the rumor about the schwanz on that one New York prison escapee”?

Erm, defeating unbeatable Spain in the Gold Cup in South Africa was still our biggest win (not v. Italy)

Contender? Not really. More like on the same kind of level as England.

“That fucking back line!”

Not exactly nothing. It counts towards the FIFA world rankings, which means that in theory, if we are successful enough in friendlies and in regional CONCACAF competitions, we could be ranked high enough to be a seeded team in a future World Cup and avoid being grouped with any of the other top 8 teams in the world.

In a broad context, nothing. But to travel to the Netherlands and Germany in one week and beat them both on their home turf? Excuse me for a second while I karate kick a Budweiser can and shave a bald eagle into my chest hair.

If history has taught us anything, Korea probably.

Where are all you Klinsy haters? Since he’s been with us we won our first game ever in Europe against Italy, our first win against Mexico at Mexico, The Dutch and Germany twice. Come on in and eat yur crow.

Typical for women’s sports, we have to make it all about their looks

What you’re saying, then, is that you watch the United States if you want to be patriotic. You watch the Germans if you want to see ruthless and merciless efficiency. And you watch the French if you want to see a more refined and pretty game.

Thanks for the explanation. It’s hard to understand the significance when you’re as unfamiliar as I. The extent of my knowledge of NYC demographics is thus: Manahattan is too expensive for anyone; Harlem is becoming gentrified; and Brooklyn is filled with hipsters.

I haven’t read it and don’t plan on reading it, so I can’t comment on the amusing part.

I guess she sold it as a memoir because her agent sold it that way, because presumably it’s easier to sell a memoir than it is to sell a fiction book. The vast majority of published books are non-fiction.

Yeah...no. This is about his mom coming out on a full blown publicity tour with a book that’s full of lies, advertising fake credentials that she does not hold. So maybe you should be asking her why she feels the need to make life difficult for her kid.

No, they’re just calling his mother a fabulist.

The library’s job is to provide books to the public, not to dictate taste. I disagree with Ann Coulter and Rush Libaugh, but removing them from the library is a form of censorship that a) I believe is wrong and b) would provide so much fodder for their faux-outrage that it would get them a lot more in sales than the…

Her “methods” were embellishing and conflating a bunch of anecdotes.

Using tech and working with tech are two very different things. A person who has played video games all their life doesn’t necessarily want to become a game developer. Writing code and using the results of code are two very distinct things. As such it wouldn’t follow that females who use tech would want to work in…