Does anybody know if you can get a Spanish language feed in the USA? Because I have fucking had it with Ray Hudson. I don't speak Spanish; I just want the crowd noise and an announcer who isn't a total fucking idiot. Hudson had more tortured metaphors than...a...guy who...has a lot of tortured metaphors.

He misspelled "Balotelli" too!

The Duke lacrosse stripper is in jail for murder, so not much blood you can get from that particular stone. Once her rape case fell apart the white feminists who exploited her all abandoned her. Kind of sad, IMHO. She did terrible things, of course, but the people who claimed to want to help her (because she was…

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Along with "...couldn't they have just shot him in the leg?"

No, Hamilton and Sam have gone home for the day.

Do the chihuahuas all say "yo quiero Taco Bell"? I've never been to LA.

Yeah, I think Warren Barton was the only commentator on Earth who thought the red was correct.

lol nazio

If you were a Villa supporter you would know that Guzan didn't play today.

The story of the wild and lawless days of the post-Impressionists?

That is a disgraceful lie.

You mean those dickheads who got themselves in trouble?

Who's "the rest of us"? Do you have multiple personalities?

It's not a question of getting yelled at; it's a question of getting yelled at (a) in the hallways, in front of everybody, and (b) beyond the point where it's going to improve your performance.

I once asked my ex-GF, who was an adviser to Lieberman at the time, who were the worst people in the Senate. Not politically, just as human beings. She picked Bunning and Mikulski because they were the only Senators who were truly mean-spirited. Mikulski, she said, would abuse her aides in public so viciously that…

Remember the Arsenal motto: if at first you don't succeed, redefine "success" downward.

Good Lord. What a filthy, juvenile joke. +1

"Hello, this is Spike Lee. I'd like to encourage you to donate $1.25 million to my kickstarter campaign so I can make a movie about [phone rings] sorry, could you hang on a sec? It's my real estate agent - I'm trying to sell my house for $32M."

Me too! High pay, all the free medical care you can eat, no risk of being fired...what could possibly go wrong?