What are you, 15? I've been 28, the age at which Konrad retired, and I've been 38, the age at which he allegedly swam 9 miles. Believe me, whatever physical gifts he once had are not "still mostly there".

I'm not using it as a reason; I'm using it as an example. Football players don't train for endurance or for aerobic performance. They train for strength and power. If you disagree, feel free to ask any football player, anywhere, what his most recent time was for a 5K run (let alone a nine mile run, let alone a nine…

No, I didn't.

There's a very important lesson to learn here, kids: if you're going to hit a family member, make sure there aren't any video cameras around.

James Bond took a bad guy out with a ski pole in For Your Eyes Only this way.

Almost as if the two are related somehow...

No, it means he WAS a world class athlete when he retired ten years ago.

Yeah, thank God those mature, considerate adults in Hollywood and DC don't do this kind of stuff.

First, his salary is not $120M. His contract might, over its six year lifetime, be worth up to $120M, assuming he doesn't retire due to injury, etc.

His analogies are more tortured than a...guy who makes really, really tortured analogies.

Was hoping the Stephen A imitation would involve blaming the reindeer for provoking Santa.

New here?

Agreed. RS should switch to the Gawker Media model: don't fact check anything, ever.

This deserves to come out of the grays.

Unless she went to UNC, in which case it was a straight A.

I'm actually glad about this. Not because I think what Rice did was OK, but because it makes Roger Goodell look like even more of an idiot.

Football strong, baby!

You're missing the point - she would be the first Native American selfish senator that only cares about you if you have a certain amount of money.