How did she not share the poem!!! how!!!!!?????

Timbers are everything the MLS needs. Except maybe names. But maybe even not names.

Gronk does not go to Halloween parties as a superhero. Superheroes go to Halloween parties as Gronk.

I read somewhere that in his yoot, the future prez did a spot-on impression of Mick Jagger. I hope he’ll dust that off some day before too long.

It makes me sad that there are kids today who wouldn’t know who Bob Ross is. So thank goodness for stuff like this.

+3/5

If his wife ever sues him for divorce and/or brings charges against him, I hope to hell this shit is admissible.

My favorite part is how Larry is admitting he rapes his wife.

I have no idea how to express my level of disgust and horror. This man is beyond awful.

Ughhhhh this man has raped his wife dozens of times. You know it. I’m barely kidding when I say that writing that should be a sufficient confession to get him sent to jail.

He really is exactly the kind of person you’d expect to do that.

This is the “unified” America Trump and his supporters want.

“In the video, a man pulls Rojas to the ground and kicks him, during the attack a group chants “U.S.A,” rather than intervening. The whole scene is deeply disturbing”

Can you imagine if a Hillary supporter had assaulted a pro-lifer at a rally? Or a Bernie supporter had pushed a Republican protester? Front page fucking news.

This man right here:

I’m getting some pretty strong future Lax Bro vibes from him.

Keep your boring, racist, shitty soccer, Eurotrash, South Americans, and Africans. We got the real beautiful game here!