Which is extra ironic because cars are one of the things gun control advocates point to as a system of training, registration, and public accountability applied to something that can be deadly, but that’s stated purpose is transportation, which should be the very minimum applied to fucking guns, which only exist to…

I like him. He hits good, Christian home runs.

A quick drive that goes nowhere and ends in disaster? That sounds like the Seahawks offense to me.

Cliff Pennington has officially pitched in more playoff games than Felix Hernandez.

That looks even worse in gif form. Bravo!

I have never heard of G.L.O.S.S. before today, but I can say that they are so perfectly, adorably Olympia that I can’t help but love them already.

that’s just your typical american teen, sir.

Some day, that little fucker will want mac and cheese.

That’s totally a teenage crush move right there. I’ll throw the basketball at her, break her face, then she’ll like me.

She said that’s a cool story like 4 times, but Frank wasn’t having any of it!

“So I see Marbury in the locker room....”

I know, right? She was so ready to just be done with that.

I loved the “what a great story” line before he was even close to being done.

No thank you.

Let’s watch it again!

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

Wow.

My dog was 13 when he died. What a terrible meal.