Fuck. Off.

But... that's her professional life, not her personal one. I'll readily agree that she has an impressive resume, but I don't see why anyone, fan or not, should give a hoot about some random picture of her from middle school.

I have specifically avoided buying new underpants because of nasty discharge - why buy nice panties when your gross vagina will do such dreadful things to them? But now I know my gross vagina can be conquered (and that it isn't so gross after all). Thanks, Jezebel!

Dude, we get it. You really love her. How many different stalkerish articles do you need to publish to get your point across?

Sadly, this is a pipe dream. As this year's Halloween has taught me, there are plenty of young racist fuckwits to take the old geezers' place.

That should be an international policy - asylum for people of color living in backwards racist hellholes. I've given up on expecting white Americans to see the light; I just want to get the fuck away from them. You know what, why can't we make them leave? Put all those racist jerks on an island somewhere.

Dude, Dearborn Heights is NOT Detroit. Not even close.

For the legal protections, I suppose. There's risks involved with being in a long-term relationship with someone and not being married (if you have the ability to do so), because if something happens to your partner you have no control over their estate or their treatment. Then there's the life/health insurance issue.

Yeeeeah... This year has completely sucked out all my love and/or tolerance for Halloween. I mean, yeah, there's a lot of free candy, but if it's going to give people a shallow excuse to be dickweeds, fuck this fucking holiday.

It's a parody of The Fox by Ylvis, which is also a parody. Paroception.

Sure, but why point that out in particular? I don't think her eyes would scream "Romani" by themselves any more than mine scream "Africanz!!" I know I'm being nitpicky, but that just stood out to me.

What exactly are "large gypsy eyes?"

That would probably make an excellent shoplifting strategy, actually - a black guy and a white guy go into an expensive store as team. The black guy wanders aimlessly and attracts all the attention while the white guy robs them blind. Haha... (I'm laughing to hide the pain and misery inside.)

Apparently it's this thing, which makes you look like you have the mumps. Wrinkles ain't that deep, ladies.

Fetishists are the worst. But they seem to be a lot more upfront about it online, so at least you can avoid them more easily, right? Most of those douchebros have something on their profile like "I've never been with a black woman and I like to try new things." And then I roll my eyes and block them, because WTF, I'm…

It's a requirement to wear a hijab when you visit this mosque (and many other mosques in the Middle East) no matter what religion you're from, so that alone isn't cultural appropriation. Strutting around in a hijab like you're on a catwalk? ...Eh, probably not a good idea.

I don't know... I think "high risk" is pretty accurate for sexual activity. I would be fucking like crazy if I didn't have to worry about STDs, pregnancy, crazy douchebros who don't respect my wants/needs, crazy politicians who don't respect my wants/needs, and shoddily made fucksaws. Navigating through all of that…

It kind of looks like a burlap sack they ripped holes into. That shouldn't be funny but it totally is.

She still has to carry and give birth to the kid, which will probably be extremely traumatic for someone who didn't want the baby in the first place. Also, if her foster parents are super-conservative, they may coerce her into keeping it.

Maybe a little, but not in a negative way. It's perfectly natural to value a SO's opinion and want to do little things to make them happy. At the end of the day, you're doing it because you want to, not because you have to, which is a big difference.