Someone replicated this experiment a few years back with a homemade burger and a couple McDonald's burgers. The homemade burger was just as pristine weeks later. It's the salt and low surface area that keeps it from rotting, not the icky chemicals (although I'm certain there are nasty fucking things in a Big Mac).

I personally find this hilarious, but isn't this technically bestiality? So how do they get away with selling it through Amazon? Are dinosaurs exempt because they're extinct? I just... I don't know what to think.

Huh. That's an interesting way to think about it.

Yup. There's one professor I have that I LOATHE, like, every time I have to see him I'm in a bad mood up to an hour before, but I'll be damned if I ever let him know that. I am the sweetest, most accommodating person when someone needs something from me, and then I bitch about them with my fellow troops behind their…

But I'm pretty sure that there are loads of American women who fit that description as well, and loads of Slovakian/Russian/Ukranian women who don't.

I'm genuinely curious... at what point does eating a bowl of ketchup seem like a wise or appetizing idea?

Preach, sista.

WHY. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME AWARE OF THIS.

That would've been horribly cruel to the spider. I'm glad you didn't do it.

Are you talking about the one here on Jezebel? Because that's totally sarcastic. Erin wrote it in response to the original, which is in the link at the bottom.

I think the point of this article is she's choosing to be stupid. She could choose to educate herself about the overwhelming burden of poverty and racism in the world and be empathetic toward those suffering with that, but instead, she complains about how no one will give her a break while she's living in a high-rise…

The Youtube description says the hedgehog got spayed and just lost all motivation to exercise, so yeah, she's totally fat, but it seems like the owner is trying to get a handle on it.

Since we're posting Wrecking Ball parodies... this one is better than the original, actually

I wouldn't say we disagree that strongly, either. To be honest, I'd been reading about a lot of racist, sexist shit when I saw this and I kind of lost it. So yeah, I recognize that my wording was probably not the best. But I can't help but come to the realistic conclusion that even the responses from the women in this…

I wouldn't say we disagree that strongly, either. To be honest, I'd been reading about a lot of racist, sexist shit when I saw this and I kind of lost it. So yeah, I recognize that my wording was probably not the best. But I can't help but come to the realistic conclusion that even the responses from the women in this…

I prefer black pets - they don't show dirt.

Sweet Jesus, that's Javier Bardem?

"Swampdwelling fuck" is my new favorite way to refer to crazy ass politicians.

I appreciate your in-depth and thoughtful critique on my comments, and it's definitely given me a lot to think about, but I'm going to have to say I still disagree and leave it at that.

Wow, you are officially The Worst Kind of Person.