Forget about Chinese cars. The spying devices are in Fisher price toys!

I have never seen one being driven in a civil manner.

The auto in “autopilot” means cars!

Did you forget the minder person wasn’t doing her job? Why keep those people if they don’t do what the company hired them for?

Can’t blame that guy. Upper management gave the sales team a mandate to make inroad on online shopping.

But, but, but at the campground, they told us to store the food in the car!

Or spend the same amount of time in a sealed room with everyone who were stuck behind. What happened in that room stays in that room.

Yeah. Make sure to ask your next car jacking victim if the tank is full.

Onion is more real than real news:

“I’m on vacation in Hawaii, and won’t be back for another 3 months. However, if you buy me round trip 1st class tickets and reimburse my vacation time at $200/h, then I’d be more than happy to discuss in person why I’m not going to pay .”

I wonder how many miles does an automatic transmission last?

Is there a market for Tesla wheels?

I don’t think I heard a single apology when my Delta flight got delayed by several hours. When I inquired about potential alternatives, the gate agent mocked me, “you are welcome to take the Alaska flight (which is one gate over, and boarding in 30m), if you buy another ticket with Alaska airline.”

Sure the news can ignore Tesla crashes. But, Tesla stock price also need to drop to the level as if it is GM making 200 Malibu per day, and Malibu is the high volume model.

$1800 for a routine maintenance at 40k miles. That’s too much maintenance.

Have you not taken your car in to get fixed yet? Please do so.

If I’m Elon Musk, I’d rename the auto pilot to “AutoPilotLOL” in the next software update.

Loud pipes save life!

I see a limp penis with a swollen left ball.

No. That’s unnecessarily broad. Let’s just ban lithium batteries in cars.