Kim should sue his parents for not aborting him.

I don’t think Apple trees grow that big.

You don’t know me.

To be fair, you can already rent pretty much anything, including F-350. But in practice, it is either too expensive, or too time consuming, or both.

Actually a world where people get to drive what they “need” will be really nice. I wanted a big boat; but I don’t want to buy a F-350 just for towing it. If I have need-based access, it’d be awesome.

That stump measured 6-feet across. It’s going to take many bags of charcoal.

I can kill newly planted trees by looking at them.

bullshit

While you are taking (and fixing) a $800 Jeep on an epic road trip, I’m wondering if I should have the dealer look into this one stubborn grease fitting on my tractor. It won’t take grease! I wish I know how to fix it. Can’t be that hard, right?

Free bullet holes. Limit 10 per customer. New cars only.

As a software engineer, I have to say, if a program behaved in the same manner on the same input for the previous “7 to 10 times”, it is going to behave that way in the future too.

Epic correct.

Well, to Uber’s credit, you can’t get run over by a Uber if you are inside a Uber.

Elon Musk thought process:

The lesson: don’t buy cars advertised for $6,900 :-)

I figure it’d take longer to confirm they are indeed her family.

The one and only Dodge Viper.

What he didn’t know is that, just two days ago, a farm truck drove over that pothole, and a gallon of concentrated pesticide spilled out from the back. Most of them drained into this very pothole.

Thanks. That kinda sucks. At 28mph, it is not saving anyone’s life. But I get why they have that limit, at least until the technology is good enough to not slap on the brake at 70mph due to a false positive.