Contestant: [watches video above]

I found it pretty chilling that Trump’s latest advert ends with the words on screen claiming “DONALD TRUMP WILL PROTECT YOU. HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN”.

It’s certainly not typical politics that we’ve seen in a major party in America before. The seem to want a fascist daddy to come and rule like a dictator. Fascism is very in on the right at the moment.

I hope Christopher Meloni comes back to guest star as that cat.

You know SVU writers are drafting this story right now

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Man, this episode of SVU is *crazy*

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

Burning seems harsh. Can’t we first just toss him in a lake and see if he floats?

“He is the only one who can.”

I’m tired of my Facebook feed getting cluttered with false equivalency. “Both candidates are bad, can we get a do over? Lol!”

Yeah, this guy is the clear winner, not the human Guess Who? card.

Soon

Late entrant but definite winner in my book! I’m guessing he knew exactly how this would look on television! It was so bloody brilliant!

Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Disapproving midwestern Grandmas are no joke

My smile is less”fuck you” and more “Jesus Christ, you’re a moron.”

Even. If. Vaccines. Did. Cause. Autism. Which. They. Do. Not. An. Autistic. Child. Is. Still. An. Alive. Child.