Sasuke, the Japanese show this originated from, just aired its 31st season, which had its 5th TOTAL VICTORY winner. So they had 4 “winners” in 30 seasons, USA had 1 winner in 7 seasons. Looks like we’re right about on par with how often they produce a champion (they start with 100 competitors as well, just like the…

My SO walked in after I had read it and I still had enough tears streaming down my face that he was alarmed and said “Are you crying?? What’s wrong??” The outrage is that I read it out loud to him and he was not as amused. That shit is straight up my absurdist humor alley

“Here’s a bowl of maple syrup and an apology.”

I feel very similarly to this about those feet shoes.

...and she still is. Here’s her from Top Gear back in January.

My reaction to Paleo is “Slaughter a mammoth with a stone spear tied to a stick or GTFO.” WE DO NOT LIVE IN PREHISTORIC TIMES, PEOPLE. WE HAVE CONQUERED FIRE AND HAVE AIR CONDITIONING NOW.

Couldn’t resist... also, she’s hot.

I can’t even handle Affleck when he's acting.

Paleo is the absolute worst diet fad of the last 30 years and the amount cult-thinking and junk science used to prop it up is absolutely staggering. And I say that having had conversations with “breatharians” who come off as way more logical and amenable to reason than the paleo fanatics*.

The trick is to squeeze out the bulb & spread the mushy roast garlic paste onto your slices of whatever. The right amounts obviously varies according to taste.

I think it was the late 80’s, it was a rough patch for America.

Don’t worry. Everybody will assume she’s a typical rude-ass American, anyway. That is our gift to you, our Northern Brothers.

Well, to be fair, your feelings are stupid...

Kaiser Rolls are the only fucking rolls that need be discussed (possibly also potato, but probably not)

Did she actually pantomime jerking off two dongs while jizzing whipped cream everywhere? yes

As a black person, your paragraph confuses me.

Kotaku, a snack website that occasionally covers video games, back in 2013. (Sorry, Fahey.)

Not with that attitude.