Never a massive sinkhole into a hellmouth when you need one.

Looks like the accommodations on the SS Botany Bay got an upgrade...

Rovell: Maybe it turns out racism isn’t even racist. Maybe it turns out the invisible hand is black.

This is exactly my dog any time I let him outside without being leashed. Even at the end when finally getting caught, my dog rolls over onto his back just like that. It’s like “HERE’S MY BELLY DON’T KILLLLL MEEEEEEEEEE”.

Last night, she retired after 649 consecutive games.

HGTV by way of Faulkner is the single best descriptor I've ever read.

Tales from the New Horizons

This one?
Btw, as a grey you can still post images - people just have to bring your post out of the greys, like normal.

Hey, I don’t pay you to sit on the internet and talk about your feelings. Come into my office and hold my feet for this keg stand.

I know, I work for one. It's depressing.

Especially if the porn star’s account is true. If he likes sex as rough and degrading as she says, and Anna has never had any other sexual experiences before, no discussion, no other personal or secondhand account to go off of, and she is also just expected to submit, I can see all of that going very south very fast.…

The last three posts on this site are about an athlete punching a man he thought was a woman, a pair of teammates charged with rape and sexual assault, and a recent MVP accused of gang rape. Oh, and this morning three people were murdered on live television.

What the fuck is going on

and what exactly do you call eminent domain? People fuck with the constitution all the time and no one gives a shit...until it becomes even a tiny effort to slow down the flow of guns...then people go fucking HAM for their constitution.

+ 3/5

Hey America, Rest Of Earth here. Y'know what we think is funny about your country? How everyone thinks that everyone else in the country is trampling on the Constitution. Or shredding, or rewriting, or possibly defecating on it.

"I may not like what you say, but I will die for your right to say something that bears no evidence you understood, thought about, or read the article."

HEY DURR TOMMY U BEST WATCH URSELF... I CAME HURR EXPECTING SPROTS AND TITZ... NOT SOME FANCY WORDMAN STANDIN ON A WORDBOX SAYING STUFF... IF SOME KIDS GOTTA GET SHOT BY A CRAZY PERSON SO I CAN FONDLE MY GUNS WHILE HARBORING FANTASIES ABOUT SHOOTING MINORITIES THAT BROKE INTO MY HOME AND GET HAILED AS A LOCAL HERO…