Your faith in your friends is yours.

Even if it turns out to be shit, it’ll be over in five years or so. You’ll be a wizened old emperor by the time Brandon Sanderson finishes the novels.

I expect it to improve vastly now that they’re no longer dramatizing the two shitty books.

To clarify, I was trying to be a dick.

I was a lit major in college, so I know the low growl people who like words make when they see words used willy-nilly.

And again, that joke got used as the setup to a better joke.

The punchline of the joke was Inigio Montoya, though. :D

You’re absolutely right, because you’re using the rules correctly: Subway vs Subway is redundant because Subway is the in the name of the sign and what you said.

It has to all be in the name; just because we observe additionally that Kylo Ren is emo doesn’t make Emo Kylo Ren redundant.

Maybe we didn’t; I think Snoke is using Hux and Kylo similarly, but Hux delivered on his promise. This is a young Tarkin/Vader pairing that I *hope* survives to Episode 10 when they’re adults.

Turns out it’s in San Francisco.

Lamborghini Apologizes By Sending All Aventador Owners a Free Year’s Worth of Viagra.

Thanks, WWI.

I always called that war Baby Bush Strikes Back.

Now, give me an article on how to remove that AWFUL onion smell, and we’ll have the full solution. Because honestly, it will stink of onions. They are the bane of my existence.

I think there’s a VLC plug in to add film grain and camera shaking. The warmth of analog...

I remember being actually sickened by the brazen cruelty and fascism in the “heroes” culture; by the end I was feeling sorry for the bugs. My roommate saw the movie with me, and LOVED it. But he got the movie in the way I didn’t: that it was gonzo satire and completely against the cruelty I was also against, but…

Yep, keep a lineup in your back pocket so it doesn’t get scouted. Must be nice.

LaMarcus can’t handle being guarded by smaller guys. They can hound him in ways that will make you tear out your hair. Basically, expect five turnovers and an offensive foul against Barnes.

Missing: “The 2008 Dodge/Jeep Continuously Variable Transmission.” What a fucking turkey that thing was.