This headline makes it so hard for me not to Godwin Trump because he’s LITERALLY TALKING LIKE HITLER!

You say this as if that wasn't his idea of paradise.

Guy Fieri is a satyr.

I thought these were inexplicable customer stories... the customer in that straw story sounds 100% reasonable and justified.

The Lakers sucking this badly makes me feel so happy. Byron Scott is a dumpster fire outside a mental hospital. Their ownership is inside the mental hospital, starting dumpster fires. It’s so delicious to see them be so bad because of their own stupidity and hubris. FINALLY!

Forcing all of tech to live and work in a single large city would be a surefire way to eventually improve the gender disparity in tech...

For my own part:

It’s like an Onion article headline by now.

Skyfall had one job to do, which was establish that James Bond was a code name. It failed miserably.

He’s on the brute squad...

Heidi Klum and Nicki Minaj needed to swap costumes.

So many Dookies in the comments section.

This was “don’t get on drunk dad’s bad side” behavior. Total defense maneuver.

The most accurate fill-in-the-gaps comic was Adventures of Chief O’Brien.

Not having a direct democracy is the only thing keeping us from Term Three of President Snooki.

To be fair, were you playing Snake on your dumb phone 3-5 hours a day?

Facebook App gives no fucks about iOS’s settings; the technique it uses to keep itself on in the background isn’t affected by “please don’t background” setting. Removing the app entirely is the only way prevent shitty battery life.

35 million people thing WWE is real, too. Might be the same 35 million.

Yep. The NRA is our Taliban.