#closeenoughforgovtwork

I wouldn’t call them opinions so much as recognizing the fact that a lot of gamers are entitled crybaby shitheads.

Gift box... well played.

Sounds like some obscure Urban Dictionary sex maneuver.

I didn’t realize Gregg Popovich coached little league during the summers.

This shit needs to be starred.

Is this a recruitment video for the sorority,or the fraternities near it?

Snoopy didn’t kill Peanuts, but he was a symptom of Peanuts aging slowly into death.

That’s how I treated my groomsmen; I bought us all matching watches and thanked them for being my friend for years.

The Wizard’s Staff

Is there $30 I can spend to lobotomize my smart TV?

Is there $30 I can spend to lobotomize my smart TV?

I’m too old to pretend I don’t love my Resting Bitch Face by forcing a neutral-friendly expression 16 hours a fucking day.

Unless the heavier thing is pizza. Mmmm, extra cheese.

I “learned” (not really) to save money by finally making more than I spent every month. I’m not sure I can make that translate to my body, though I did stop gaining weight as a certain point... so I guess it’s kind of the same.

The scandal when they found out Double Dragon was serving long pork bahn mi was epic...

I feel glad to have left for the suburbs right as the hipsters began eating their own.

“Michael Bay’s Driving Simulator 2015” is a really interesting title.

Einhander (PS1):

“Yep, they went so hard in the paint that they even dunked on their own damn trailer for Pixels” This is the real purpose of this bogus DMCA takedown. They’re trying to retcon Pixels out of existence by removing everything associated with the name, including their own movie.

It’s called The Great Gatsby.