I’m shocked he didn’t use the phrase “bags to bitches” to describe his dick’s rise to fame.

Or the movie The Producers...

Are you a police officer? I'll gladly give you a medal!

If you haven't figured out how well men react to bring treated like seven year olds I can't help you there.

FIND GARY BUSEY! FIND GARY BUSEY!!

Yeah, my statement was Newtonian in application; individuals are quantum and can lie outside the reckoning :) Mrs Wolland and I have had long conversations about “the youngs” and our inability to distinguish between them because we are So Very Old now, but mileage varies, definitely.

Yes, it was, but not by a ton. Everyone looks vaguely The Same Age if you’re old and not paying attention.

I can also say that, once you turn 35, everyone under the age of 30 looks uncomfortably young... I can’t tell the difference between 12 and 20 anymore, where as when I was younger it was easier... probably a case of out-group homogeneity.

Thank you for posting this.

Yeah, it’s totally racist, and the education sidebar is just dogwhistling for “actually black people are dumb.”

Born in ‘77... during the summers between elementary school grades, my mom would shove me out the door, lock it behind me, and yell that I should ride my bike or something.

No joke, my mom had an Actually Jar instead of a swear jar for me when I was 10. I had to put a quarter in every time I started a sentence with actually.

The Spurs will be great until January when LaMarcus will whine about having to play center and start to fade.

There’s fighting over, and trolling the shit out of the other over. Even if Portland gets Kanter because Presti comes to his senses, Enes will be exciting to watch, and bad enough defensively to ensure Portland stays in the lottery during the next two years (turning the first rounder they traded for Arron Afflalo into…

No love for Meyers Leonard? The man is a live action Johnny Bravo!

Oh I’ll admit it: I cried hard at that part; my boy’s a toddler, and it was the crumbling toddler memories in that place that killed me. Because yeah, they go away forever.

Yeah, and it just makes you think, “crap what did she go through as a kid?”

I can’t even read people talking about Inside Out without tearing up.

You better believe he’d be in some marketing campaign “Made By Microsoft, At Microsoft!”

True but they probably would have let him just to have a customer in the store.