Why didn’t he record at a Microsoft store? Tons of reverb and no noise at all, like most empty warehouses.

“Free for 30 Days!” is next on the list.

I never got over that.

Repetitive (but still very enjoyable over time) = Meditative.

Yeah there’s a big line between the “I’ma get you suckas” guys at #10 and the “I’m just happy to be here!” guys at #11 (see Meyers Leonard).

Which is why Portland dumped RHJ and Steve “What? Traded by you jerks AGAIN?!” Blake for Mason Plumlee and a 2nd round pick. Because naturally. (Actually I think that was a great pick-up, personally)

I like the deal well enough; Batum’s season last year was horrible, and he always insists on playing year round for Team France, so he never rests and recovers. His mileage is much closer to a 32 year old than a 26 year old.

Third that; over the last two years I’ve learned a lot about my parternalism and came to grips with my latent nice-guy-ness from college. Shedding a lot of cruft from a childhood of Father Knows Best because of y’all.

“Remember Duck Dynasty!” Is a rallying cry that will last for eons!

I’m going to get a ration of shit for this, and deservedly so, but...

My friend’s favorite term in college was “buttass”, as in “It’s buttass cold outside!”

I actually lol’d like a crazy person in public just now.

Hey now, no need to bag on her having a livejournal in her late 20’s! ;)

He should fight that 7 foot Russian heavyweight from a few years back.

Two of the five were called due to pants wetting.

When you’re 9 feet tall? Yes.

Where everything’s awesome and everybody hates it.

Make it a dating sim visual novel and we’re all set. It’d be the new Hatoful!

Love is a stathound and a loser. He’s a slightly luckier Shareef Abdur Rahim. LeBron should engrave his ring with “You’re Welcome, Freeloader”

That hair style always reminded me of springer spaniels...