Apparently Just For Men is not Vanity.

Insipid is the word I’ve been groping for to describe that look...

God damn that STILL pisses me off just to be reminded of.

An oldie but goodie:

It’s the only way to avoid being the 500th commenter.

My friend’s husband goes once a week, in giant piles that fill the bowl. She was very descriptive. I’m sure her husband will explode eventually.

It’s basically Super Contra: The Movie.

THROW HIM TO THE GREYS!

Beetlejuice, I think.

This is to the 80s what Grease was to the 50s: a ridiculous love-letter.

Portland fans want him like he was the centerfold in Tiger Beat. Our defense was putrid towards the end, so I’m all for it, but knowing Thibs, and Portland, we’d probably forfeit 30 games due to having every player injured during practice.

It seems to be a good secondary stat to keep track of. Yes, calories are king, but as a fatass I can tell you that I have made the “I can have 10 Pop Tarts today because that’s 2000 calories” decision before. Tracking macros will help make that decision look properly ridiculous to my lizard brain.

Well you do have a very large contingent of angry fans from Oklahoma Fucking City that hate Harden because he’s not on their team anymore. I imagine the Venn diagram of Racists and People Who Hate Harden Because He’s Not In OKC Anymore is basically a single circle.

They do. Maybe you just root for a team that beats CP3 regularly and don’t have to worry about it. But (for example) in Portland where CP3 dominates our asses, the Clippers get as much shit for flopping as the Rockets do.

I wonder if Dwight will let his high school girlfriends play with the trophy after the season’s over.

He flails around and shoots a bunch of freethrows because it highlights how corrupt and idoitic the REFS are. You know, pretty much what it said in the article. Sometimes a dick is just a dick, and not a cigar.

He probably thinks he won fair and square through hard work and grit.

Capitalism is a mechanism, like a machine that makes orange juice.

That is becoming a thing on some more DIY-oriented and artsy KS projects, promising no hastily improvised stretch goals by promising no stretch goals at all. It taps into the patron spirit of Kickstarter, kind of a “straight edge” KS philosophy, as it were.

lol optical discs... my 15TB RAID 0 is KING... OHSHITCRASH!