Given all the drug use, boozing, short term relationships and overall terrible choices, I’m not sure they’d be able to pass the most basic adoption interviews.

Did anyone check out Dale Hansen’s piece on Trump V the NFL? It contained this sick burn: “I served in the military during the Vietnam War, and my foot hurt too. But I served anyway.”

And here I am defending Kim K. (everything else in our universe is ass-backwards, why not this???): if you’ve gone through the agony of infertility, anyone who gets knocked up easily/by accident is basically a personal affront to you. It’s not logical, it’s not reasonable, it’s not fair or right, it’s not that you…

you know what, good for her! She wanted to have a baby for a long time. She is a grown woman who has lived her life and can afford it.

No, people whose first reaction to a mass shooting in a little southern church is to make the victims the butt of a joke, I don’t think those people are Trump voters. Unfortunately they are on “our side”. You think jokes are just how they deal with grief? Did they laugh it up here after Charlston too? I have white…

I realize that but when the PR is the primary focus rather than a secondary one, that’s a problem.

Fuck the optics. The gunman was a fucking asshole regardless of the race of the victims.

Don’t Be A Dick.

Lena Dunham just has the most uncanny ability to say reasonable things in the most unreasonable, offensive and stupid possible way. It is her special gift.

Eh, I know what she meant. I’ve had a couple of miscarriages and a shitload of IVF and have no babies to show for any of it. I personally don’t find other people’s pregnancies and pregnancy announcements as difficult to deal with* as many of my online infertility acquaintances do, but yeah, many people struggling with…

As someone who is currently trying to get pregs and is currently very. much. not. pregs, I COSIGN EVERYTHING IN THIS! It seems like everywhere I turn, every goddamn person is knocked up or has just popped one out within the last 2 months. One woman had TWO STROLLERS. I’m very happy for her but I also want to claw…

When you are purposely trying to get pregnant, seeing other folks get pregnant without trying fucks with your head. Because purposely getting pregnant can take some work. You take fertility tests everyday to see when the optimal time to fuck is, you have to purposely reduce your anxiety levels and that just reminds…

He left behind residual hatred of America so now the entire new stadium stinks of communism. Plus it’s hard to get to and doesn’t have much shade.

Trickle-down economics: “Let’s keep feeding the fat kid and maybe something will fall on the floor for the other kids.”

And the corn has ears!

And the corn has ears!

Melania Trump planted kale in Michelle Obama’s garden today, which I guess is better than the alternative but like, I don’t know, please step off our leeks!!!!

I didn’t wanna do that

Whoa.

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