If only there was some other super hero that was all in blue with red and white trim. A man even! That could be a good thing to focus on then, Mr. Cavuto. Oh! Oh! And he could even have some sort of weapon or piece of armor that symbolizes the American flag too! Wouldnt that be awesome? Perhaps, maybe, he even…

“Not again”

What is with people wanting to save one of the absolute worst, hardest, most dangerous jobs in existence? It’s like if a group fought tooth and nail to keep “poking angry bears in the tuchus” as a thriving industry.

“For some reason, the issue of potatoes has become a paramount issue for the peasants.” -O’Pennessey, circa 1845.

“For some reason, this issue of meteors has become an issue for the dinosaurs,” said Penceasaurus Rex.

Thank god corporations are here to protect us from the government

Dear lord, the wife’s Mom’s Group. It’s like being a polygamist with none of the benefits.

I’m with you. I wish people on the left would stop bringing up the people who burned\lynched effigies of Obama. That shit was horrific, but unless you specifically say “I was against it when it was done to Obama, and I’m just as against it now,” it sounds like people are trying to excuse Griffin by pointing out an…

Again this reminds me of the one quality of GWB I actually liked, his willingness to sometimes go “Man was that dumb” when he did obvious dumb ass things.

So if Ralph Holsworth and John St. Cyr found there was no significant benefits to alkaline water as opposed to regular water, would they report it? Would Essentia rebrand the product? Revert to advertising it as any plain old bottled or mineral water and compete with the already crowded market? Simply pull out of…

Alkaline water is such complete and utter bullshit. Your body regulates its pH very, very carefully. Blood pH is maintained by a combination of bicarbonate buffer in solution, kidney function, and respiration rate (which interacts with the bicarbonate buffer function).

Respiration rate also regulates blood pH through the CO2-HCO3 pathway.

“I think Essentia is dedicated to showing the scientific validity of the product—that’s what they tasked me with and that’s what we achieved,”

They see us as one nation who elected this asshole (and there is no better term for him) into office.

He disapproves of their policy, so he’s gonna pay them money! Yeah, that’ll show them!

My ex was a raving asshole who didn’t want me to work. I did some volunteer stuff, which caused me to be offered a really awesome super cool job, doing something I’d always dreamed of. He didn’t want me to take it, telling me that if I took it I’d have to leave. I called the priest who married us and he listened to me…

I wonder if it’s because now everyone has Twitter/Instagram/Facebook/whatever the apps are that kids use and so the idea of being unseen and unknown is simply incomprehensible to them? I wish we could reintroduce it as a viable way to live. I think a lot of this meaninglses self-promotion is harmful to the psyche,…

“You can’t reason with people who are inherently unreasonable.”

Abby Lee Miller has big dreams for her life post-prions

I was bullied as a kid, and I would never work for a known con artist and sexual predator. You can still despise him, he wanted to be on the bullying side. #GOP