Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

The truth of our time is that neither side of any division are the good guys or the bad guys. Both have good people working to do what they think is best... and a vocal minority of loud shitbags who exist to prove the darkest thoughts about that side true.

It pisses me off on her behalf. Yeah, maybe she was “selling out” or making a poor decision. I wouldn’t blame her fans for feeling betrayed. But this kind of ugliness is what makes *them* deplorables. We need to be better than that.

Oh lord, how does one survive that? I imagine his body just sweats out vinegar and shame

Because getting excited over dumb BS like this doesn’t actually accomplish anything.

They’re speaking Legalese, a germanic language found in the eastern region of Lawschoolia. Much like AI, it’s still milling about the uncanny valley; almost there, but slightly off.

Advanced paternal age has a very high correlation with autism. He was in his 60's when he conceived Barron. But, nothing is his fault, so, vaccines.

A member of the flight crew called the police on him. I can’t imagine that call was made lightly.

I mean, I personally took it as a declaration of their intentions to annex the Rhinelands.

Looking forward to future joint diplomatic communique’s as conditions on the ground evolve.

The parents are committed to act as a united front to effectuate recovery and reunification.

I mean, she was bound and gagged by a group of men. It’s not like they stole it while she was sleeping or something.

The apple doesn’t fall far from the Bush.

I deal in fantasy too. I’ve heard fantasies just like this one expressed by a few people.

I’m finding this .gif extremely perfect right now. This sickening story makes me want to grab my precious adopted daughter by the scruff of her sweet litttle neck and hide her away from this wretched, fucked-up world. When I think about how wanted my kiddo was, I can’t fathom this. I’d rather have my skin peeled from…

Alternatively, it takes a special kind of cynicism to milk personal trauma for fame, attention, and ratings.

Everyone who voted for Trump should get down on their knees and beg and plead for more illegal immigrants to come here. You know why?

I’ve always loved D.W. Winnicott’s theory of the “good enough mother” (explained here). He says that mothers should, occasionally, reveal they are human (that is, not perfect) and “fail” their kids in manageable ways, or else   children develop unrealistic expectations for women and an intolerance for imperfection in…

“What the fuck, Brad?!”

I say give custody of those kids to Jennifer Aniston. They need a place to chill.