Because you need to subscribe to the SEC Network, because the SEC is the best conference, and the best teams play in the SEC, because that's the best conference, and the best conference is the SEC because that's where the best teams play, and the SEC Network is showing them, because they're the best teams, and they're…

In college, a score of 1 is possible if the offensive team is somehow tackled for a safety on a PAT attempt and the defensive team was previously scoreless. I checked the box score to see if this happened. It did not. Had me going there for a minute though.

A gay man showering with a bunch of straight men is nothing like a straight man showering with women. Maybe it would be if we lived in some kind of alternate universe where gay men were constantly sexually assaulting and degrading straight men, but until that happens, you need to get the hell out of here with that.

Maybe they should contact Malaysia Airlines for assistance?

Pretty sure that's a Lambo, dude.

I just would like to say that the community on Jalopnik's Oppositelock user forum is so good, the moderators gladly do it for free.

Yep, and holy crap would that be a race worth watching.

"only race there again if it was against the likes of the 918, LaFerrari, Huyara and P1."

Just did some quick math.

TURN YOUR CAPS LOCK OFF, BLESSINGS.

Is harrd to post frim iphone w my hazmatt suit on but prolly CHEMTRAILS!!!

HAARP

My Twitter block story is equal parts dumb and obscure.

Somehow the feed of Graeme Fowler, former English cricket batsman, popped up during an NFL game. He was chiding Americans for how they could invent a rule as stupid as the pass interference law. Fowler blocked me for pointing out that the LBW law is equally as…

If icing is a violation of NCAA rules, then I'm pretty sure college hockey will soon cease to exist ...

This is all pure bullshit

The All-Ireland Football Final is the premier sporting event in Ireland attended by more than 80,000 people every year (more would go but that's the capacity of the stadium). A few years ago, they put in new turf and a lot of the players and fans were complaining that there was too much "bounce". I was at the final…

Gasoline cars generally randomly combust if that makes you feel better.

He brought in the F1 team to make servicing the car faster. Because F1 has like 2 second pit stops. Because he cares about the customer experience. Now get in the shame cube, asshole.

I believe he was referring to the way that repairs on the car are performed.