Sounds like I have a first customer!

but a jalapeño and cheese double Whataburger with grilled onions is hard to top

Well, I can see how that would totally discredit anything he has to say. I would like to introduce your to my friend Ad Hominem. Perhaps you have heard of him but maybe you have never met.

arent hockey fans a minority?

Everyone knows the entire French language is founded on insults.

With the news that you can now eat on the pitch, Ronaldo has come out of retirement.

How I imagine most Ferrari TheFerrari reviews will go:

I like how Toyota finished first and second, but you seem to think the big news is Porsche finishing third.

Despite having died nearly 20 years ago, Kim Il Sung was declared the winner.

In other world news, some douchebag with a burner account diminishes the importance of an athlete coming out. He does so with some faux bullshit about it not being news because he thinks it masks his homophobia.

When you can't count the number of active gay athletes on your fingers. How long until you figure out that you're not the arbitrator of what the fuck other people care about?

SICK BURN DOOD. You totally CRUSHED those fairy homos and worthless librul unions! Like, screw those guys who want to make sure they aren't taken advantage of by their employers! And the gays aren't fooling you with their bitching about equal treatment, cause you're fighting the good fight!

Having athletes come out as gay gives other kids in similar situations someone to look up to and also pisses off a lot of bigots. Both of those things are awesome.

Hi Derek!

Headlight/taillight requirements that aren't flexible enough so that automakers can offer safer technology.

Maybe I'm crazy...but I actually like the away uniform. Not a fan of the bland white...but do like these.

I should change my last name to Kluck...

What a pussy. If he were a hockey player he would've digested his tongue and kept playing.

While I understand Drew's sentiments, it's also a painful reminder of the double-standard LGBT people have to face. If we want to be integrated into anything, we not only have to be good at it, we have to be better at it than most straight people. Want to get married? Prove you're "not a threat" to families. Nevermind…