Woah, that might be too subtle. I’m not sure how many people would understand the intricacies.

It’s time for Savage Nobody! The advice column that is the sexual equivalent of a game over!

It’s time for Savage Nobody! The advice column that deals with (and causes) your family problems! After last week’s entry on fucking someone who fucked your parents, this column seems to be headed in an increasingly family fucking focused direction. Not that I’m complaining! I’m even considering creating a Savage…

Dump them, dump your parents, dump everybody! It’s the only way to be sure this situation never happens again...

The only thing more awkward than dating someone who fucked your parents is dating your parents! Now, if you will excuse Savage Nobody, he has to go compile a list of “Your Mom” jokes based on this information.

I knew I could count on Darth Fabulous to look on the bright side of this situation!

Same here.

Your cranberries can also read minds? Savage Nobody thought only his could do that! Anyways, never thought I would hear the decision to have children compared to dating someone who had sex with your parents (and I’m Savage “Crazy Pants” Nobody), but that compatibility view definitely makes sense.

It’s time for Savage Nobody! The advice column that has had sex with your parents! All of your parents! It was a lot of work tracking them down just so I could fuck them, but it was so worth it. Want to know which one of them is into dressing up as a clown?

It’s time for Savage Nobody! The advice column that has crabs! Literal crabs! I got a whole bucketful of those things, just so I could fling them at people who who don’t take my advice! They have nearly pinched Nobody’s fingers off, but that’s a price he’s willing to pay to ensure you will listen to his completely…

So YOU were the one who hooked up with her... You’re lucky I have become a more understanding person since my underground fight club days...

I do think you take that chance every time you get with someone who claims to be either divorcing or in an open relationship (short of their partner outright telling you themselves.) However, while not an absolute way to ensure they are telling the truth, I suppose you could tell them you want to take things slow and…

You only feel that way because you’re a hard working and productive member of society! Losers like Savage Nobody have to deliberately engineer random people into cheating on each other and then watch them with binoculars from the top of a tall tree and then realize he has no way of getting down from the tree! It’s the…

It’s time for Savage Nobody! The advice column that’s in hot water! Literally, this boiling bath for advice columnists that I bought on the dark web for my life’s savings is doing great things for my pores. It’s also doing terrible things to my skin, but you can’t win them all.

All this guy had to do was say that he didn’t think a romantic or sexual relationship with the letter writer would work (and that would be true, even if he didn’t go into further reasons), the fact that he chose to insult someone who he probably knew was insecure demonstrates that, unless he apologizes, this guy isn’t…

It’s time for Savage Nobody! The advice column that is both an emotional and a literal arsonist! I don’t know precisely how Dan found out about my habit of pulling out my dick to piss on the houses I ignite, but he is completely right: this behavior has nothing to do with helping the owners and is done purely to feel…

The minute someone you are in a relationship with wants to track your phone to know where you are, run as fast as you can.

It’s time for Savage Nobody! The advice column that is someone’s polyamorous gimp in a fursuit!

Great points. I love the part about basing it on how likely someone is to change.

It’s time for Savage Nobody! The advice column that aged a year over the past week! I mentioned my birthday last week, so you all probably want to know how that went and if it was anything like last year. It was in fact so much like last year that it was practically a sequel: Last Year 2, This Year. So, out of fear…