This would be my choice too.

I think I speak for a lot of us when I say that I’m going to miss seeing your name (and the names of all the other critics) on a review. I may not have always agreed with you but I always felt you had a valid reason for your opinion and I appreciated your willingness to enter the comment section and debate with the…

Merry Christmas, bitches!

“Asghar Farhadi’s Milkshake Duck movie” isn’t a phrase ever thought I would hear, but this sounds really good. If it’s anything like A Separation, then it’s going to give me a lot to think about.

I guess it really does depend on precisely what kind of relationship you have with the person. It’s probably hard to not at least be friendly with someone you have to spend a lot of time with, even if it is only because you depend on them for a service.

Those are all great guidelines.

It’s time for Savage Nobody! The advice column that is the written equivalent of a certain prostate cancer reduction technique!

That description of the AVClub is pretty sad but true.

Savage Nobody would probably do the same thing...

It’s time for Savage Nobody! The advice column that has a death grip clenched on your attention (and other things)!

It’s time for Savage Nobody! The advice column that everyone you know encourages you to divorce! (Savage Nobody would advise such people to watch some gay porn, not to learn a lesson or anything, just to watch it!)

It’s time for Savage Nobody! The advice column that is definitely not that weirdo who starts telling you about his small dick! Definitely not...

Savage Nobody has tried writing to the sky to tell it how he feels, but the sky nevers writes back. Sigh...

I suppose it is technically possible the husband feels remorse over what happened, but given everything else we’ve heard about it, I wouldn’t bet on it.

I sure did, and I don’t even have a son!

So, what happens to Savage Nobody whose life happens to revolve around not getting sexual pleasure? Totally intentionally, of course...

By finding other people who made their kinks their identity!

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Probably should get the really important stuff out before things get too far to call it off easily. Good point.

Slow and steady wins the race.