That song was actually written about Savage Nobody!

Not as a kink, but that’s a common symptom of a condition called Savage Nobody Withdrawal.

It’s time for Savage Nobody! The advice column that was on hiatus last week due to Savage Nobody not feeling good. Nothing related to coronavirus. All those who noticed Savage Nobody hadn’t appeared and expressed worry received responses explaining the situation. All those who didn’t can suck Savage Nobody’s…

No need to worry, Savage Nobody pooped in his wallet before it was stolen. Not because he thought it would be stolen or anything. Just because he felt like it.

Shame, pride, reason, and sanity are never an issue for Savage Nobody! But, unfortunately, a brief bout of feeling sick (unrelated to coronavirus) is an issue for him this week. Savage Nobody advice column on hiatus this week.

‘Rona didn’t get Savage Nobody! But an unrelated health problem did! Savage Nobody has postponed his advice column till next week.

Savage Nobody is HERE. To tell you he wasn’t feeling good (nothing related to coronavirus) and has postponed his column until next week. Savage Nobody want you to know that loyal and frequent commenters such as yourself are appreciated.

Savage Nobody HAS shown up. To tell you he wasn’t feeling good today (nothing related to Coronavirus) and has postponed his column until next week.

Not if you convert to centoemeters.

It’s time for Savage Nobody! The advice column that states obvious(ly crazy) advice!

One aspect I find really interesting is the way the play subverts the idea of having an Alpha couple composed of the main characters, and a Beta couple composed of side character. To anyone watching or reading the play Benedick and Beatrice are clearly the main characters and what most would consider the Alpha couple.…

Shows what you know, Savage Nobody is ALWAYS hiring sex workers. Literally every single minute of the day. Which is why his finances are a mess.

+2 upvotes for upvoting me.

Technology truly is great! Technology is so great that Savage Nobody is able to use his porn finding and viewing device for ordering pizza, at the same time he’s finding and viewing porn!

Savage Nobody 2020!

First, I would like to refute any allegations that I have created sign-offs for other users. I would specifically like to refute the allegation that one Mr. Darth Fabulous did offer me a bribe to create a sign-off to attract a lesbian friend of his. There is absolutely no truth to these accusations, and I can assure…

It’s time for Savage Nobody! The advice column risks your friendships with entirely needless advice! 

R.I.P. to Miss Havilland and to all the other stars of Old Hollywood she has now joined.

I really enjoyed this album. If you’re on the fence or not familiar with Swift’s work, I would recommend this album as a great example of her songwriting chops.

The pictures of Gritty are fine, as long as they’re of his feet.