Love this film. It’s truly unique and a lot of crazy fun. 

It says that you like good wholesome kids’ movies. You sick monster.

Peggyes 

It’s time for Savage Nobody! The advice column for anyone of any gender interested in pegging! Especially inhabitants of Savage Nobody’s home world, which has 19 different genders!

Channel your sexual frustration into something constructive. Like taking over Poland, for example.

What are any of us doing?

Turn them down on this, but offer to do one of their other interests with them. Khmer rouge clam bake, perhaps?

I think it makes you a Nazivore.

As long as this is just part of a fantasy and not actual support for the Nazis, Heil Yes!

It’s time for Savage Nobody! The advice column for all your Nazi porn questions!

Remind him he’s breaking quarantine and is at risk of contracting coronavirus. Contracting it from you. Then start coughing.

It’s time for Savage Nobody! The advice column that ignores the fact that you changed the locks and breaks in through a wall trying to break in through a window to give you advice!

Without him, so much of 20th century music would either be radically different or not exist at all. Truly the Architect of Rock and Roll. R(ock).I.P.

Don’t blame yourself. Blame Savage Nobody! When Savage Nobody first came to your planet to scout people to probe, he was shocked at the way your Earth media aliens and came to the conclusion that you Earthlings didn’t like probing. A short time after Nobody reported this, his transmitter broke leaving him unable to…

I am not currently aware of any such, although I used to know one called the A.V. Club. Unfortunately, it has gone through some changes. Savage Nobody sheds a warm and salty tear.

It doesn’t mean you can’t see gender. It means you can’t hear gender since you couldn’t hear a difference in the writing style.

As long as I feel the details in a letter could apply to someone in the audience, I’m not terribly concerned if that letter is actually true.So you can be fairly certain Savage Nobody will respond to your dickful thinking.

Plenty. I’ve heard that they even provide magazines which somehow aid in the mayo production.

Salty mayonnaise and salty chowder are both unconventional options, but you’ll have to produce them yourself.

It’s time for Savage Nobody! The warmest, saltiest advice column around!