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Screw that, if she wants to be in a relationship she should respect the most sacred part of any relationship: the tv.

What could be sexier than antiques?

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NOW you tell me!

Red means you’re dead

Skin it alive, amputate a leg to make stew, and keep it alive for milk and cheese.

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Hobo hooch.

Thunderbird or nothing 

And jeopardize my monopoly? You’ll have to figure it out for yourself. After all, with the exception of one very philosophical hobo (goes by the name of Mr. Jesus Christ), nobody one helped me.

YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!

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I’m really looking forward to this!

Clam chowder, whale penis, the color white! I love the fact that Melville devoted an entire chapter to pretty much anything that interested him.

This book’s description of clam chowder might be the most evocative description of any thing in any novel ever.

A Midsummer Night’s Dream is mine. Hundreds of years later and it’s still hilarious. All the scenes involving the Mechanicals in particular are among the funniest ever written. I’m not sure this is Shakespeare’s greatest play but it’s certainly my favorite. Lord what fools these mortals be, indeed.

I just saw this film for the first time earlier this year and really fell in love with it. It manages to capture what’s best about the Golden Age of Hollywood while also showing the influence of the films that were ending that era. And, with all due respect to Mr. Breihan, Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head is an…

Ignatiy, know that the one redeeming characteristic of these movies is that we get to read your pans. If there were a Pulitzer Prize for harshest, yet funniest critique, you would win in perpetuity, especially if these films keep getting made. Tell me, does this one have any dialogue approaching the level of, “Go back…

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