I forgot to ask, have you seen “The Story of Marie and Julien?” One of my favorite lesser known Rivettes.

Thanks!

I’ve seen Duelle, but not Noirot. How do they compare in your view?

I remember first seeing The Witches on tv as a child and being scared of it, yet certain scenes affected me enough that I can still remember them clearly many years later. Imagine my surprise when, years later, I became interested in arthouse films and discovered that film shared the same director as the haunting…

I recommend you find a way to distract yourself until I finally get around to watching The Good Place and can avoid the shame of not understanding references to it.

It is as long as the distance from one end to another.

Time for Savage Nobody! Ask (for advice) and you shall probably not receive.

Smells kinda like skunk. So not funny at all really.

Hand those stones a book on stone polyamory.

You bother to disinfect mattresses? The funkier the better, I say!

Second-to-last place you would think to look.

She dies from dehydration.

It’s time for Savage Nobody! Ask me any question you didn’t really want answered.

That’s the spirit!

Tanooki Suit Riot kinda beat me to this one, but I’ll try to add on. Whenever I feel that I have publicly done something embarrassing I keep reciting to myself “Nobody really cares” over and over as a kind of mantra. Perhaps in these situations you should keep reminding yourself that you’re not doing anything wrong…

It’s time for Savage Nobody! Write in with your most ridiculous questions and I’ll try (and probably fail) to answer them.

It’s time for Savage Nobody! Write in with your most ridiculous sex and relationship questions and I’ll try (and probably fail) to answer them.

Love Mr. Arkadin. I know you count it as your first Christmas movie, but its got a great paranoid atmosphere and gothic imagery that makes it perfect for Halloween. Unless you secretly have a really grim view of Christmas.

Actually, THEY will hop to it. “It” being your genitals.

It’s possible your third is a bit nervous because of the cross-species situation. I would recommend introducing him to other cross-species couples. May I recommend my friend Melania? She’s married to a troll.