My math may be off but I’m coming up with Let’s Yeah.

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

I thought I was in a bad mood, but it’s been a few years so I guess this is just who I am now.

No way does a storm trooper actually throw a pitch into the strike zone.

was gonna say the same thing. its just a quick way to acknowledge that you understood what the other person was saying; like, “meet you at the brewery at 8" or, “go get eggs on the way home from work”

I wish I could star this more.

I did not enjoy the Gouda ones, but the rosemary and olive oil ones are great. The cracked black pepper are divine with a slice of sharp cheddar.

People actually use objects to wash their ass outside of a bar of soap? da fuq?

Fuck that!

how cool would it be if a jet engine randomly fell out of the sky and landed on jordon peterson, donnie darko style? like, that might get me to believe in god.

That 12UMAD license plate reminded me of a good vanity plate I saw today:

Hahaha what the fuck

I drank that once when I was 20 and haven’t shit right since....I’m now 44.

“KETCHUP COME OUT MY SMELL SPOT”

I am something of a pedant.

No way anyone would believe that stupid name.

“Country music is a hate crime” should be a bumper sticker.

<finishes another fall/winter of life, alone, capped off by watching every minute of a 9-7 season>

He should do another made up team like the “Houston Texans” next.