I don’t care how much he helped Gary out, his coworker, Erik, is a real asshole.

What I think of when I see that photo of their special teams coach:

Only three other comments on this account, and all somehow more shockingly stupid than this one.

You said a lot of words huh

In college, I saw a some random guy pass out at a party and shit himself all over the apt owners couch. They threw his ass out into the hallway, kicked him a bunch, and then 3 guys peed on him.  So IT COULD ALWAYS GET WORSE

I'm sending you thoughts and prayers, you sad little cum-filled tube sock.

I saw a fight once we they guy got whooped and then the dude pissed on him.  I feel you got off lucky only losing your shoes.

Did you just end consecutive sentences with ‘too’ and ‘tool?’

Fitting that the Philly enforcer in orange and black ended his fight by yanking his opponent’s jersey over his head.

He looks like a wannabe Donald Trump Jr. 

My phone is on mute 24/7. I look at it enough anyway that I know if I’ve gotten a text or call within a few minutes most of the time during the day anyway. And because I don’t need to remember to switch it off at night, I never have to worry about getting woken up when my Pan’s Labyrinth monster of a boss tries to…

Adam Gase makes me think of what would happen if Chad Pennington had become a serial killer.

if you’re making six twenty ounce cups of keurig novelty coffee a day just brew a goddamn pot jesus christ on a tapdancing cracker holy fuck what a goddamn dipshit. how do you sit there and not fucking think of this? your shitty little freeze dried loser coffee with a barest hint of caffeine in it maybe if you did…

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

1. He flipped off a family selfie. He’s at least an immature asshole, even on the off-chance he’s not a racist one.

Kobe Fans Have Beef with Well Done Ranking

whenever I’m out at the grocery store and someone is on their phone (usually speaker phone but not always), I just walk up behind them and start talking in a loud voice. it’s the best

Then you had a really shitty coach. The hands team is supposed be replacing all the slow white guys with receivers, running backs, and tight ends.

Furthermore

Because the whole world lives in the NY metro area.