The old Kanye gave us “Runaway” and “All Of The Lights,”

Yeah I’m not really into following cults.

Note from Barry:

I don’t have much to say about this other than fuck Spanfeller, man. A dark day for journalism

Goddamn it, Spanfeller, you actual fucking idiot.

How great would it be if the other blogs all started covering sports today?

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

Oh come on, Drew would clearly capitalize some of those numbers.

I think about this all the time and how totally fucking epic it was.

Its refreshing to at least have a guy willing to stand before the media and admit to fucking up by trying to be clever.  

I’ve formed my own sophisticated sports/pop culture/lifestyle blog. With blackjack and hookers. But no actual Deadspin talent.

The funny thing is these vulture fund shitheads think that getting Williams Sonoma to advertise is worth more than the readers they’ll lose as the current staff peels off to other publications. 

“Coach, what’s the play?”
“Okay, Spider-Y-B-”
“AT FARMERS WE KNOW A THING OR TWO BECAUSE WE’VE SEEN A THING OR TWO”

Hey, let’s talk about how G/O media are such gutless scum that they took down all of the posts across the kinjaverse about how awful the autoplaying videos are and how to contact the ownership about it.

In light of recent editorial directives for this site, the following comment will only be sports related:

Spanfeller and Maidment can fuck themselves with broken cricket bats.

I come for all you glorious commenters!

This, so much this.