“Hey dad, the Bengals are winning, let’s flip over to watch the rest of the game”

Yeah yeah, we get it...... WE’RE the racists.

Trump will soon be calling a meeting with his Generals about why America doesn’t have a Tsunami machine like the Chinese.

... Unlock that door, and you may be headed to the Shrine of the Silver Monkey! Assemble the statue there, and you may move on to the Wave Pool. If you survive both the correctly functioning waves AND the accidental tsunami, it may lead you to the Pavement! From there, you must climb into the Ambulance and race to…

Normally a Pega-corn is an extra $80 for the hour

I was in Buffalo for work last year and heard a guy in the bar say “Corey Coleman is the missing piece.” Corey Coleman was cut the next day.

“The reporter was there to write a story about the Knicks. The Knicks were not playing that evening.”

That makes sense since Chris Simms took over for both, eventually.

Not surprisingly a Bear fan has the reading comprehension of an actual bear.

I’ll do it. Actually, I’ll subcontract it out to my dog.

marchman

My man ZMF got engaged. He found love and told the Lions to fuck off out of his life forever.

Oh, Trevor.  So transparent and not smart.

that you disnt get the joke suggests troll level 100, or you’re really the one with reading comprehension problems. and a failure to understand Trevor Bauer twitter. relax dude, hes making a joke....context, learn some.  

I think Mr. Bottle is commenting on Bauer’s usual Twitter response when people call him on his combative shit, which is “I’m not mad, bro, I’m laughing at you guys for getting angry.”

Trevor Bauer isn’t mad he got traded to a non-contender. He finds the whole thing funny, and is actually laughing at how angry you seem to be.

Ah, that's kind of funny, because I'm just thinking about you walking by the restroom while I'm cranking one out in there

AND I DON’T LIKE KIDS TODAY PLAYING THAT HIPPITY HOP MUSIC. HURTS MY EARS.

Here’s Morgan’s wedding photographer:

Well, not one of these fuckers appropriately referred to it as the “Stanley Cup Final” (no “s”), so they can all just go get fucked.