I thought it was Stephen Root...

Kind of the point I was making but I can see how it would have read wrong.

The pelican’s bill is red because it just vomited a Pat O’s hurricane.

For some reason I can’t stop laughing at this. I hate you.

Haha, shut up, you stupid fucking asshole.  Do you not see the problem?  (The problem is your failure to shut the fuck up)

Nobody cares that you’re scared of girls.

Sometimes it’s endearing

Dieter Ruehle is AWESOME. (he’s also the LA Kings organist).

Meet me at the draft roads.

I’ll take it over one of Cleo Lemon’s parties.

Bone hugs in harmony.

I liked the one the Giants tweeted out.

“They’re not booing, they’re saying boooooooobs”

Moobs Like Jagger

Bush evaded those shoes because he was raised on a ranch with three brothers and he had a lot of practice learning how to dodge things being thrown at him.

I wouldn’t consider Dunkin Donuts a bar.

“Hey man, free shoes!” -Jim Tomsula 

Sweet Baby Jesus, you're a selfish shit stain of a human. I take it you have shitty self confidence levels as you seem to be using this as an opportunity to stand on soapbox.  Get the fuck out.

You better not imagine the wrong episode...