Vince Young belongs in the HOF after winning like 60% of his career starts with this shithead as head coach.

The stars don’t count for anything and since when does shit talking have to be informed and coherent? This isn’t a fucking murder trial champ.

Loudest, bitchiest, most obnoxious fanbase in the country...

Wow...as a lifelong Philly fan...it hurts so much that you aren’t with us.

I’m from Sweden so the only thing I know about american football is that I fucking can’t stand Tom Brady

The Patriots losing the Super Bowl is like heroin. I don’t need it all the time but it sure makes spending an afternoon with my family more enjoyable.

Shut up. Take your “reasonable” and “well thought” points out of here.

He probably got lost in Minneapolis the other night without his phone and had to cut open a tauntaun to stay warm. Mutilating the state mammal is a violation of municipal code, so Butler had to be disciplined.

“Pancakes”

Me and my boy Gaear prefer the ones up in Brainerd.

I only knew the Tom Landry one, and only thanks to King of the Hill.

...Bud...

WAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUPP

Domino’s wings always sound like a good idea when I’m ordering them, but once I get them, look at them and then eat them, I feel like a shit person. Then I actually turn into a shit person and spend about an hour on the toilet.

Yeah, you guys really got the bad end of that one. I think last week I combed a whole pickled egg out of my beard.

CC almost* always gives you two seasons. That third one is when you know you’ve arrived.

Thank goodness my favourite team’s logo is just a leaf.

Please don’t use that word.

Cosgrove’s face when shitting in that trash can is a fucking masterpiece of acting. He looks like he’s turning into a demon.

Rule 34? Rule 34.