Did... did you?

He was employed by my Wizards for so, so long.

Right? I live for this. Seeing the whole crowd jumping and then just stopping. Silence and then..... “oh, no....”

Is this in English?

Oh man, sorry I missed the call for these! Here’s my best poop story, for all you scatopheliacs out there.

Gronk, with his hand partially covering the coffee cup, “Hahahaha - it says ‘Dunkin nuts’”

Jesus. If the other Bookout was Kevin I’m impressed you got 10.

Rayford is a pretty nice dude who was a good college basketball player.

When you get knocked down ya gotta get back up.

If you’re gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.

Im convinced none of those people know the Eagles are in the Super Bowl

Eat Arby’s.

Dad?

+1 index finger

I’m not seeing any take by Dan, merely a reporting of facts.

First time I’ve seen a Deadspin article title quote Gisele Bundchen’s how-to modeling book.

“The parking lots were a sea of trash by mid-afternoon.”

Good thing he wasn’t excited about it, or he might’ve been called for high sticking.

No, he gets sent to the pound.