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You forgot the other side of the hill. Grand Junction and the Western Slope in general is pretty red.

Goddammit why can’t I star this twice

That’s why Raising Cane’s is the best. Better chicken served without the mandatory side of bigotry.

I personally like to nap during baseball because I’m a Rangers fan and really who gives a shit what they do

That’s beautiful, man.

Best Calculon line ever.

I was too! Or at least maybe I was (I’ve lived in Colorado for 2 1/2 years so I may have been catching up on the podcast) but it was great radio.

Petros and Money, your Furniture Show of Record

I don’t know why but this made me laugh really, really hard. Not as hard as the guy who rubber banded his dong but still pretty hard

It’s not real.

Awhile back I was starting to see this girl, but she ended up losing her job and moving. I was kinda bummed for awhile, but then I remembered that she has Disney tattoos and actually thinks Post Malone makes good music so...

I think hockey gets a pass for basically being a long sleeve shirt.

Let’s facelift bar!

Jesus Christ, Steve. Come on, man.

Had a friend in college who mentioned that Ed Werder was a coach on his little league team (or maybe pee wee, can’t remember for sure). I asked him what he was like and he said, “I don’t know, he was basically never there.”

That’s a good deep cut right there.

That would have been a pretty good burn if the Cowboys hadn’t won two Super Bowls after that one.

How do we have the same cat

This comment is good because it reminded me I have math homework due in the morning. Thank you kind person.