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Grandpa on my mom’s side lived eight years longer. Instead of aftershave he would just use straight cologne and he put two packs of Sweet n Low in every can of Dr. Pepper.

Pop died when I was only eight, aged 93 years old. He drove an old, shitty, brown Cadillac and, this being northeast Oklahoma, claimed to have changed a tire in two minutes flat on a deserted highway while outrunning an approaching tornado. I believe this claim to be 100% true.

I’m a little over a year into my first beard and I definitely carry a beard comb wrapped in a little plastic sandwich bag at all times now. Especially if I’ve eaten wings and need to brush out little specks of chicken nub.

The Ben Show kinda sorta lives on with Wheeler Walker, Jr. at least.

Does this make Dan Snyder Locutus?

I’m also 34, and the other day I got to see a buddy/former coworker I hadn’t seen in over a year (I moved to another state) who is 36-ish. I didn’t realize until after we’d had a few beers how massive his U2 boner was but he wouldn’t. shut. up. about them.

I’m far too un-clever to have thought of that but let’s pretend I’m not and that it totally is

I want to star this twice, first for the comment and again for the username.

Yes! And that’s gone because the WNBA recognized that it was a cool name and swooped in on it.

You get a like solely for name/avatar combo

Holy shit that made my day

I’m a 34 year old white dude and I’ve never even seen the video that made her... famous? Can I get a pass on this one?

I always thought K was used because each arm (or leg or whatever) of the letter represented the three strikes.

I filled up my tank in Amarillo while moving out west years ago and bought a bag of Sun Chips. About an half an hour later I felt the rumbling. Stopped in the small town of Vega (pop. 900) at the only gas station I could see for miles. Get inside, the bathroom is disgusting. I’m only wearing basketball shorts, and I

That sounds incredible. What time of year was it?

*snort*

KD is a bitch. (I’m a Thunder fan but he’s still a bitch).

Holy shit I was just thinking about that song the other day

Flipping the bad team name thing on its head, minor league baseball has some of the dumbest names out there, but since it’s minor league baseball the dumbest names are actually kind of cool. I mean, the Montgomery Biscuits exist and that’s fucking awesome.

Oilers was cool just because the color scheme looked good and the rig on the helmet was pretty badass.