Just your typical centrist telling us progressives how unreasonable we’re being while also telling people to kill themselves.

The Democrats in 2018, everyone.

“Run Republican-lite Democrats that don’t have decades of politically charged history behind them, so that when people go to the polls they say “Hmm, this Democrat is basically saying a lot of the same things as this Republican, but without being a racist shitbag. I think I like this guy!””

The aforementioned decades…

*whispers* Battle for *Azeroth*, not Lordaeron. :) (Although there IS a battle for Lordaeron in the upcoming expansion, Battle for Azeroth so... teeeeechnically correct?)

I don’t know if you’ve ever seen one of these fucking abominations in real life, but they really do look that awful. They’re just low-quality shit with no substance, chanting an empty slogan that doesn’t actually mean anything.

Your comment deserves WAY more stars, my friend.

Gotta work my way through this backwards. “Liberalism is supposed to be about acceptance of ideas different than our own, even those that are unpopular. Not agreement, just acceptance that someone else can have a different opinion, and that one can respect their principles without agreeing with them. Apparently, we’ve…

Because the conservatives put in office by conservatives like yourself sure as hell keep pushing religious and anti-LGBT agendas. Don’t want them representing you? Don’t associate with that movement.

“a woman who has previously been a real estate agent”

Okay, no, this all makes sense now. Apologies to those real estate agents and kids of real estate agents who *didn’t* turn out psychotic, but every one I’ve ever met has been a narcissistic sociopath.

To explain the Sean Gunn thing:

S Gunn provides the mo-cap acting for Rocket in addition to his Ravager role in the Guardians films. Bradley Cooper does the voice work, but it’s Sean who brings the physicality.

He deliberately poisoned someone. And that’s okay with you because it was for the lulz and a homeless person ended up with enough money to feed themselves for a month? You really did win the life lottery, because apparently your ass is so privileged you don’t know what it’s like to suffer consequences for your actions.

Bamford is brilliant, one of the best humorists of the age, and dismissing this as a promotional stunt shows how low TMZ thinks the bar for comedy is.

Who the fuck cares if people make fun of him or anyone else for using therapy to help them enjoy things in life? It’s THOSE people who need adjustment, not someone practicing positive mental health to help them enjoy something more. Stop worrying about how other people go about their lives and improve your own if…

Renner did not earn any goodwill with the Captain America: Civil War press tour where he called Black Widow a slut and said he got in “internet trouble.” Regardless of how you feel about those statements being accurate or inaccurate, it was a headache I can’t imagine Disney is eager to experience again. No, I think…

Laura: Shut up and... actually, yeah. Just shut up.

Can YOU spot the commenter who doesn’t have kids? I think I can!

“This story has not aged well!!”
Oh, honey. *puts hand on your shoulder* It was never good. 

Hey now, I grew up in Butttuggit County, and we’re a very accepting people around there. Just ask my mafia loan shark-turned gym owner, Crayg, or reformed meth-head, Uncle Chipmunk (no relation).

(Sidenote: I really am from Iowa, and while names have been changed, these are absolutely real people I know) 

Dear fellow white people: you seem to be conflating “racism” for “genocide.” I get it! This is a confusing and delicate subject! Allow me to hopefully illustrate the slight difference between the two with some examples.

A high school kid makes mocking imitations of a language and culture belonging to a particular race…

Of course she made it up, and doesn’t care if you think she’s stupid or lying. This is the “hahaha, YOUNG PEOPLE, amirite?” joke meant to make her more likable to the older, more conservative voting block she represents. Because as soon as THEY like her and hear the young people making fun of her, they’ll be more…

And you just let a bunch of like-minded people know this exists, thus granting the author a bigger audience as they successfully troll left-leaning and sane-minded circles of the internet. Congrats!