You’re makin’ that up...

‘You see these two tow hooks? They look like tusks. And what kind of animal has tusks?’

Next year, as Chevy brainstorms names for it’s new crossover:

Either the guy in the Merc runs me off into the wall or we both get wrecked by the asshole purposely driving an Escalade at 40 mph around the track.

That’s already more passing than a whole season of F1. 

The reason why The Avengers is called Avengers Assemble is because there was a long-running ‘60s spy show and movie series called The Avengers in the UK. They even had a reboot movie in 1998. Not an arbitrary title change at all.

The most probable reason why the title got changed outside the U.S. is because Ferrari has…

I want one. WHERE’S MY SUPER PURSUIT?

Those people are complete idiots. What do they think the original GTOs were? They were Tempests/LeMans, boring piles of cheap shit with huge awesome motors. The “modern”GTOs almost perfectly embodied the originals, except they weren’t piles of shit. I’ve never driven a modern GTO, but I have always wanted to own one.

Every day I go out to my garage and gaze upon my bright red Solstice. Then I check things over, climb in and turn the key. Immediately, he bursts into mechanical thunder. Right after I bought him, I removed the silencer from the exhaust and replaced it with a very short glass pack. Then we roll out into the Kansas…

People are idiots. This was a great car...who cares if it’s a Holden etc. Just we glad we got it. There was nothing affordable at the time that had the specs or looks this car had. 

I’m not crying, it’s just dust in my eyes from doing a burnout for Pontiac, in my Pontiac.

Let’s all pour out a Coors for the demise of this one...

Two Pontiacs I used to own: 1989 Grand Prix and 1992 Firebird

Pontiac deserved better.

This is a proper Pontiac.

Let’s not forget the greatest Pontiac of all time...

I miss mine... I did see one of the super rare hardtop Solstice Coupes the other day as well

I’m playing East Bound and Down and the Knight Rider theme in my heart. May the 2nd and 3rd generation Firebirds evermore be known as star cars, for they have truly taking their place in the pantheon of glittering stellar matter above.

I’m still pissed they killed the g8 and then Pontiac all together, just when it was all getting good again.

I’ve owned three Pontiacs in my lifetime and there is just something about them I love. I’ve had two 4th gen Trans Am and an 05 GTO. All three were fantastic car. Actually still own the 2002 Trans Am WS6. They were always different, always trying to sneakily one up big brother Chevy and in many cases doing just that.…