I can sum up exactly why the PT Cruiser sucks. It is owned by batshit crazy people. There is a house not too far away from me that has two PT Cruisers in the driveway. One of them is decorated to be a “zombie emergency response vehicle” and the other has ugly-ass smoothie hubcaps on it to make it look more retro. This…

Say what you will about the hatch, but the convertible. No... the convertible can go fuck itself forever.

Sure - like they didn’t know this was going on, and they fire the shlub at the bottom of the ladder. I guess in today’s amersica that passes as “taking responsibility”.

Wow, the dealership took responsibility. I did not see that coming.

Wrangler, Mustang, and Miata all say hi.

Because unlike guns, the little toys inside might kill children.

It’s not just the light outside, but also inside that makes a big difference, like in-dash led displays. I drive a 2002 vehicle and have no problem seeing at night with 20-year-old headlight technology...until some bro in a lifted truck passes me, then I can’t see shit for at least 10 seconds.

All in, we’re gonna win

That’s a pretty good looking truck, except for the front bumper. It’s kind of like... I dunno, it’s got a mandibular prognathism or Habsburg jaw.

We paid a market research firm an undisclosed amount to perform WEEKS of market analytics and were advised that there is no market for a taller Focus, however that there is a market for a less tall Escape. Full steam ahead on this plan because those firms are all knowing and never pull shit out of their asses or…

I’d settle for a plain old ornery Focus.

The Ivan Stewart Nintendo game was based on the late Mickey Thompson’s Off Road Racing series, which Ivan Stewart, Walker Evans and a very young Robby Gordon competed in during the late 80’s and early 90’s.

Every British English person knows that if a piece of dirt never had a Union Jack on it, it must be unexplored.

You can’t blame Lewis for this. Every British person knows that if a piece of dirt never had a Union Jack on it, it must be unexplored.

A million times this. I've done this as well, and it is absolutely incredible what cutting out the toxic people in your life does. It doesn't matter what your relationship with them is. It's not worth it.

Look at the paint job.

20 year ASE Master L1, here. Subaru is concerned about silicone closing oil feeds in the cylinder heads during the torquing of the cylinder head top half (they have a sort of girdle). If the bead is improperly placed, the bead will squish into the feeds. Alternatively, leftover rtv may end up in the oil grooves of the…

I have this argument all too often with people.

Man, supra owners are going to have a GREAT time with toyota techs working on their BMW engines....

I have a horrible feeling that you scraped that off onto a mirror, cut it up into lines and snorted it.