So the Pontiac list dwindles again, still haven’t given us the GMC Syclone back, and the Aussies are still under represented, but we get a free candy van and too many Porsches.

Still doesn’t have my GTO.

The only solace I take away from this is these things are about 10 years worth of depreciation, some super swampers on steelies, a tough truck course, and a case of PBR away from some good “hey y’all, watch this!” action. No sketchy lift required.

That’s the thing, my foot WAS on the brake. The Impala hit me THAT hard.

A fellow W-body fan!

Unfortunate it was THAT V8.

So you’re saying it’ll hit crowds without using its turn signals.

Trust me, I learned.

Exactly what the guy that rear ended me did as a job. He was a security guard at a hospital who just changed to the overnight shift.

The whiplash was a bitch

I was “lucky” enough to avoid being hit on the drivers side.

Found the other pictures from my accident.

Rear ended while waiting to turn left, then t-boned after rolling into oncoming traffic. Broke 6 ribs, punctured a lung, concussion, partial hearing loss in my left ear, cuts, scrapes, but I’m still here. Thank you ‘95 Monte Carlo.

The only song appropriate for monster truck anything.

In CS guise, this is my second favorite Ferrari.

This.

“I always get pissed when I’m at a car show and people let their kids put their grubby little hands all over the fucking cars. I want to chop their hands off for it. I understand manufacturers probably expect their cars to be touched at these shows but when some kid has a churro or some shit in one hand and has the…

They all went to Cadillac where they show off something that “previews the future design direction” and “confirms” a future halo car all while they crap out another CXT45678.

I was pulling for Lisa to win too as she uses her Ferrari the way it was meant. Like I said though, Pepper’s the only one that didn’t trash talk, so it’s kind of poetic that he won over all the big mouths.

I’m glad Pepper won solely because he’s the nicest, most respectful person they featured on the show. He admired everyone’s cars and didn’t once put someone else’s car down or boast about the Huracan he was driving. I powered through the series, and by episode 3, I was rolling my eyes every time an obnoxious supercar…