This slideshow format is garbage. I’ve stuck with Jalopnik for a long time, and Tom, David, and Torch are primary reasons why.

But making articles into slideshows to generate more ad views is going to be a REAL quick way to kill a lot more ad views, myself included.

I hope the Herb up top hears this, but probably not.…

As the owner of a Triumph Spitfire, I can confirm that every last bit of information on that page will at some point become VITAL in fixing something that broke. As a matter of fact, if you have a higher resolution version you can share with me...

I don't think you read the last paragraph nor the corresponding links.

Came here to say something similar. Not the Crosstour but rather the Acura ZDX. High style, low functionality crossover by a luxury carmaker? Yep. And it got laughed off the market.

Take one for the team.

Nah, he said flashy, which immediately disqualifies the fast Malibu.

I’m a Houstonian. I drive on those freeways. They *do* have a lot of lanes, and they *are* mostly straight. They are also ALWAYS full of other drivers.

I’d go with plaid, but yeah, pretty much anything before matte black.

Uh how can you enforce a “Castle Doctrine” if it isn’t your fucking Castle? Again why the fuck are people determined to help police continue their fuck ups no matter what? Murder was always going to be hard to pin on this bitch but her ass is likely going to walk thanks to the Chad’s & Becky’s on the jury. I thought…

What? No!

I like using a nice doppelbock for several chicken recipes. Mmmm, bock bock chicken.

Going to my nephew’s swim meets introduced me to Walking Tacos, when people put normal taco fillings into a bad Fritos and eat it with a fork. Taco Bell should get in on that.

bock yeah 

Fuck that. They should donate all proceeds. Everything. It’s too easy to minimize and hide profits and people make money off of others deaths. If you’re going to touch a school shooting, you better do it from a 100% charity point of view. Anything else is scum.

We’re just trying to have a good time, narc

Zaphod’s attention however was elsewhere. His attention was riveted on the ship standing next to Hotblack Desiato’s limo. His mouths hung open.

Not one of you mentioned the Vehicross! might have to drive across the country, but...

It’s cute and all, but $36,000? Not gonna happen, slim. 

Basically any premium or normal upper-trim midsized sedan will fit the bill. Infiniti, Avalon, or several of the above suggestions, etc.