He backed James. Meekly. It’s not why I think he’s an asshole.

To be fair, there ARE very fine purchasers of athletic footwear on both sides, both sides.

You afraid of my Guatemalenness

“You do, Fosse Fosse Fosse!”

People need to stop being assholes. It's not that hard.

you’re not wrong. how people CAN’T taste soap is beyond me.  ;)

exactly, its worse than soap tho, cant use it to clean anything

The thing about sad songs is that they say so much.

Of course, Cyprus is a favorite of both the Russian Oligarchs and the Trump family.

My neighborhood has been stupid with them since the World Cup started. While I still miss Chicago, I'm grateful I'm not there right now because it would be ten times worse.

Among tomorrow’s Trump Toilet Tweets:

That’s the kind of lying a compulsive liar does when he dgaf and knows there will be no consequences for bald-faced lies.

lol:

More like Pooperintendent amirite

The Vomitorium?

“Are you calling me on the cellular phone? I don’t know you. Who is this? Don’t come here, I’m hanging up the phone! Prank caller, prank caller!”

You’ll look back at this comment and cry during the Timberlake administration.

ah yes, from the Book of Mulligan.

there’s precisely zero chance that Willy Ames doesn’t know something. Too bad there’s nothing in The Christian Book of Yay Fetuses / Boo Homos about not lying or protecting the innocent.

Oh! That’s good to know. I usually check the produce pretty closely but sometimes (like at Trader Joe’s) it’s not an option.